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Monday, July 11, 2011

Magic Monday's Featuring...Well, I don't know actually.

Ciao peeps!

This week I bring you a very interesting fic and I’m not sure if it’s a good interesting or a bad interesting...I think it’s going to depend on the person. See, I’m one of those people who watches a movie and gets embarrassed for the character who is making a complete ass of him/herself and this fic had many moments where I had to clap my hands over my eyes and go, “Oh my GOD, HARRY STOP TALKING NOW!”. That being said, I really enjoyed it because it took slash in a new and unique manner for the HP fandom.

Sometimes The Best Gifts Come In Small Packages by Anon

From the author...

Draco has a secret, and Harry is determined to find out what it is.

Here is a little taste of the fic...

Smith glared at him. “I’m not stupid,” he said. “Look, Potter, don’t take it out on me that you can’t get Malfoy to fuck you.”

Harry returned his glare. “This doesn’t have anything to do with Malfoy; I’m just asking you and that dim-witted partner of yours to do your jobs.”

“Wow,” said Smith, buttoning his scarlet robe with a scowl. “Maybe I should try to convince Malfoy to fuck you. You’ve been a bastard for days.”

“Malfoy’s the bastard,” Harry grumbled.

They started walking down the hall to Kingsley’s office. Harry nodded good morning to the trainees as they jogged past on their way to the gymnasium.

“Malfoy’s a bastard to all the people who try to date him,” said Smith. “Always has been. Ask Parkinson.”

Harry rolled his eyes. “‘Ask Parkinson,’ yeah right. We’re best friends, didn’t you know?”

Smith shrugged. “Just a suggestion. Ignore it if you want. All I know is that Pansy knows something.”

“About Malfoy?”

“And why he’s a bastard.”

This is definitely an NC-17 story, there is graphic sex and plenty of it. There is also a minor squick factor for SOME people and without ruining the story I will tell you that there is NO blood play/gore, scat, BDSM, bondage, dom/sub, mpreg, underage or without consent (as I know that those can be triggers for some people). The squick factor is really minor, it may not bother you at all. Promise.

As usual, leave some love on the story if you enjoy it and drop me an email if you think of a story you’d like to see rec’d on here, even if it’s your own! alexis.bookbytescorner@gmail.com

Monday, July 4, 2011

Magic Monday's Featuring oldenuf2nb!

Bonjour ! Comment allez-vous ?

Yes, I’ve fallen back on French because...well, because I can speak French (enough to get by) and I’m lazy today, okay? Okay. I hope that you’re all well and healthy and that you’re ready for some DRARRY because it’s that tiiiiiime!

Small Blessings by oldenuf2nb

What I love about this story is that it’s sweet. Plain and simple, it’s a pleasure to read because there’s very little angst, there’s a Pansy that I absolutely adore (and that’s a rarity, let me tell you!) and it has a sweetness that is predominant throughout the entire story. I was sad when it ended, I wanted to see more of this story, of this Harry and Draco relationship. It’s also very light on the smut so if you’re just looking for something to bring a smile to your face, I highly recommend it!

From the author...

After the war, Harry opens an orphanage with the help of a surprising friend. When he adopts an infant left on his doorstep, he has no idea what fate has in store for him.

Here’s a little taste of the fic...

"Why, Ms. Parkinson," he said, one dark brow arched in amusement. "To what do we owe the pleasure of your company? And before noon, no less."

She gave him a withering smile. "Why, to the brilliance of your presence, of course." She rolled her eyes and he grinned.

"Daddy!"

The high-pitched squeal brought Harry around, and he held out his arms to catch the tow-headed blur as it launched itself at his knees. Laughing, he swung the slight five-year-old up and onto his hip.

"Well, hello there," he said warmly, looking into pale blue eyes. "Did you just wake up?"

The little head nodded. "I was sleeping. Dreaming about dragons."

"Ah," Harry said, making his way towards his chair at the end of the table next to Pansy's, ruffling hair and exchanging smiles as he went. "Were they scary dragons?"

The little brow furrowed, the small nose scrunched. "No!" he said, indignant. "You weren't scared of dragons, and neither am I."

"Oh, I think your father was plenty scared of that dragon," Pansy countered as Harry lowered the little boy into his chair. There was a thick telephone book already in place to lift him up higher in the seat. "I was there; I saw him turn tail and run."

The small face scrunched up mutinously. "He was not scared," he said firmly. "My daddy is not scared of anything."

Harry shot her a triumphant grin as he pulled out his own chair.

"Except perhaps a middle-aged red-headed witch with a deep seated desire for several dark-haired grandchildren," Pansy drawled. Harry sent her a quelling look.

"Stow it, you."

*sighs* I love Daddy!Harry, there’s something about him that gives me the warm fuzzies.

As usual, leave the author some love and send me an email if you think of a fic that needs to be rec’d! alexis.bookbytescorner@gmail.com

Monday, June 27, 2011

Magic Monday's Featuring Bex-Chan!

여보세요!
This week I bring you...Korean greetings! I really hope that Yahoo has not failed me when it comes to its translation feature because I wouldn’t know proper Korean if someone smacked me in the face with a Korean dictionary. Not that I’m inviting anyone to do that to me or anything...and I’ve officially gotten off track in a whoppin’ two sentences. Okay, this week I bring you a WIP (work in progress) and normally I don’t rec those but I am really enjoying this one!
Isolation by Bex-Chan
What I love about this fic is the fact that the relationship between Draco and Hermione is so canon-compliant that sometimes I want to reach through my screen and bitchslap Draco.

God, wouldn’t that be nice? Could you imagine if you could do that via your computer? Trolling would become a thing of the past if we could just reach through the screen and give’em a good wallop across the face.


*sigh* One day, technology. One day.

Back on track! This is a slow moving fic, the romance is believable and most of all, the relationship between Draco and Hermione is believable which is what I like the most about it. I normally avoid a WIP fic because I don’t like having to wait for it when I really like a fic but this is one that I would highly recommend for any Dramione shipper! I’ve laughed, I’ve sworn at the computer screen and I’ve cried during this fic which to me means that it’s well written. Then again, I cry when I drive by a dead raccoon so perhaps I’m not the best judge of the snotsobbing factor.


From the author...


Post HBP. Ron and Harry are Horcrux hunting and Hermione has been left at Hogwarts to help the Order make it safe for the other students. Draco is forced by Snape to stay in Hogwarts for his own protection, but he can't leave the room he is given; Granger's room. Hermione is the only student trusted with this information, so her and Malfoy share the small space, and Draco tries to avoid insanity as he becomes increasingly isolated with only the Mudblood for company. Something's going to give...

Here’s a little taste of the fic...


"Why did you call me here?"

"Because he will be staying with you," McGonagall told her steadily. "You are my most trustworthy student and your skills as a witch are-


"How can you do this to me?" she moaned, scrunching her face with stress. "I hate him. He's evil-


"I know that this is a lot to ask," the other witch said with genuine sympathy. "But there is nobody else I can trust with this. You have a spare room-

"We'll kill each other-
"

"No you won't," she argued, taking some steps towards the witch to place a comforting hand on her shoulder. "I am keeping his wand and I will ward your dorm so he can't leave and you have a password for your bedroom-
"

"There must be someone else," Hermione pleaded. "Anyone else. One of the professors-


"You are the only person who I trust to handle this," McGonagall breathed sadly. "The other professors have too much on their plates as it is. I need you to do this-

"For how long?"


"For as long as it takes," she answered cryptically, offering the girl another apologetic frown. "I am really sorry for this, Miss Granger. If things are really that bad then I will do my best to make other arrangements, but I honestly believe that you can do this."


She wanted to protest; to tell McGonagall to let Malfoy rot in the grave he had dug himself. She wanted to point out that he would probably try to kill her in her sleep, or that she wouldn't last a day without hexing the twat until he was a pointless mess smeared against her wall. But images of Dumbledore fluttered in her brain.


If we don't protect Draco Malfoy from harm, then Albus' sacrifice will be for nothing...

"Okay," she found herself mumbling absently. "Okay, I-I will try."
As always, don’t forget to leave the author some love in the form of reviews!


Also, as per the usual drill, you can send fic recs to my email: alexis.bookbytescorner@gmail.com

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Magic er...Wednesday?

HEY GUYS!!!

I have a favour to ask of you on behalf of one of my good friends from undergrad. She is doing her THESIS on HARRY POTTER FANFICTION. How fucking awesome is that? I would have done a Masters if I had thought about writing about the Fandom.

She has put together a short 10-15 minute survey that is COMPLETELY ANONYMOUS for AUTHORS of the Harry Potter Fandom. If you write HP fic, even if you’ve never posted it, please complete the survey! If you know of authors who would be willing to help a gal out, please send them the link, or link them to me and I will talk to them. I can personally vouch for Rachel, we attended McMaster University together for four years and poked each other awake in Satire class for just as long. Please, please, please do her a solid and complete the survey.

Here is the link: http://app.fluidsurveys.com/s/hpff/

Thank you MUCHLY!

Monday, June 20, 2011

Magic Monday's Featuring femmequixotic!

Hey guys,

This week I bring you a beautiful fucking piece of fanfiction. This is one of my favourite stories and I hope that you’ll enjoy it as much as I do. That being said, it’s a Drarry and if that’s not your cuppa, well...your loss! :)



Now, this fic is based on drabbles written by another author (which you can find the link to on the story’s page) and while I enjoyed the drabbles I’m a fan of detail and this hit the spot for me. It’s one of those “pass the tissues, this is beautiful” kind of stories. It’s how I get every time I watch PS. I love you. I’m not sure if that’s an incentive for everyone or not... o.O

From the author...

I sit silently in the shadows, staring at the tiny, pulsing ball of light that tells me my Harry's still alive

Here’s a taste of the fic...

The image of my fingers twisted in those thick locks just this morning as I arched over Harry, gasping, makes my stomach lurch and I sit down suddenly in the narrow armchair beside the bed, holding Harry's chart close to my chest.

I'd ordered the induction of the Sleep after I'd spent hours pulling bone fragments from surrounding tissue.

It sounds so clinical, that. So far removed from the reality of the horror of plucking shards of Harry's skull from his brain, one by one, praying that my wand would hold steady. Hannah had come in halfway through and tried to take my place. I've no idea what I said to her, but I doubt it was pleasant. I remember Marietta pulling her away, though, and their whispered argument only a few feet from me as the monitoring spell beeped softly over Harry's too-still body.

I'll dream about it, I know, if I close my eyes. About the blood on my hands, and the firm softness of Harry's brain beneath my gloved fingertips, and the terror coursing through me that with one miscalculated slip I would destroy his life.

And mine.


Man, I fucking LOVED this story. Honestly, give it a shot. Even if Drarry isn’t your cuppa, just try it. Nothing is too explicit!

As always, recs can be emailed to me at alexis.bookbytescorner@gmail.com and don’t forget to leave the author some love!

Monday, June 13, 2011

Magic Monday's Featuring dracoaddicted

What up homies?

Hope you’ve had a good week and maybe gotten a start on Bond?

Well, if you need a little something to lighten things up, because I sometimes do, I have a lovely O/S to point you towards this week. It’s short, sweet, fluffy. Exactly what I like with my morning tea whilst crammed into a tin contraption that rattles and rumbles underground and has this horrible habit of stopping whilst underground. I suppose subway cars aren’t really made out of tin, are they? No, I imagine not.

Morning After by dracoaddicted!


Like I said before, this story is sweet and fluffy and just the kind of pick-me-up that we all need sometimes. I honestly would love it if the author would develop this into a multi-chapter fic but, alas, such is life. Cute banter, morning kisses and a shirtless Draco Malfoy. I’m sold.

From the author...

"What would you like to do today, Mrs. Malfoy?" Draco's mouth curved into a suggestive smirk, shortly before leaning over and kissing her neck. D/Hr banter and teasing.

Here’s a taste of the fic...

Draco looked up, "you were saying?"

Hermione could scarcely remember. She turned in his arms to face him.
"Oh! Thank Merlin you're wearing it, how did I miss that?"

Her husband – she was still getting used to the idea of it – arched a brow.
"We're here on our honeymoon and you're concerned about my dress shirt?"

Hermione suppressed a giggle at his scandalized expression. Fully awake now, it was effortless to rile him up. She smiled and spoke with false innocence.

"What? Oh by the way, you promised to show me the library."


As always, leave the author some love and don’t forget to contact me with any recommendations (even if they’re your own story) at alexis.bookbytescorner@gmail.com

Monday, June 6, 2011

Magic Monday's Featuring Anna Fugazzi!

G’day folks! Today I bring you one of my favourite multi-chapter HP/DM fics of all time. OF ALL TIME!

Bond by AnnaFugazzi


What I love the most about this fic is that I wasn’t quite sure what was going to happen until the very end, and even then, I was teetering on the edge of doubt. As much as I love your traditional, “Oh, they’re gonna end up together” fics, I’m doubly in love with one that keeps me on the edge of my seat. This is definitely one of them. I warn you, there’s angst in this bad boy, but there’s also love and some fucking hawt as hell sex scenes. All I have to say to you is... Go, Go Gryffindor!

From the author...

Yet another one of those Harry And Draco Are Forced To Be Together By Something Beyond Their Control And Then Stuff Happens Leading To Twoo Wuv stories. Because every HD writer has to write at least one. Finished

Here’s a taste of the fic...

Oh, god. He closed his eyes tightly, willing himself back to sleep, desperately hoping he could somehow make whatever he'd been dreaming about real, and this morning's reality a nightmare only.

He opened his eyes again. No. No such luck.

He looked over at the next bed. Potter was still asleep, his face peaceful and relaxed, and Draco was seized with an almost overwhelming urge to hit him. Hard. For daring to look so untroubled when here they were, in the hospital, facing the first day of the rest of their lives bloody well shackled together.

Draco turned his back to Potter, hoping he could convince himself that he was just in the hospital due to a Quidditch injury. Pushed that thought away, because that made him think about Quidditch and that was too painful to deal with first thing in the morning. Unfortunately, just about everything else that came to mind was also too painful to deal with first thing in the morning.

And it was odd, he thought, how his mind couldn't seem to decide between frantically skittering away from the memory of Pomfrey's information session last night, and rehashing it in excruciating detail. Especially the part about eventually needing to touch one another - and Draco's mouth twisted in disgust, as he felt absolutely no desire to touch Potter right now in any way other than violently. But apparently they'd feel compelled to touch, casually at first, then for comfort, and then, eventually, in a sexual manner. Draco grimaced at that thought too. Not a good image, that one. Not that touching another boy that way was all that disgusting a concept, but Harry Potter of all people. God, how revolting. Only marginally better than touching a Mudblood.

Draco sighed and closed his eyes again. It could have been worse, he tried to tell himself. He could have walked past that bloody door arguing with Hermione Granger.
Actually, no. There wasn't any way of making this any better. Granger would've been awful and a horrible embarrassment to the pure-blooded Malfoy family, but in the end she was just a Mudblood. As long as Draco didn't have children with her (and he would have made sure he didn't) she would've been tolerable. She wasn't the enemy of their family's Lord.

Draco couldn't imagine how their family would survive this blow. The Dark Lord surely wouldn't feel he could trust Lucius' loyalty to remain unshakeable. Maybe, in a few years, when the spell had worn down a little and the bond was less raw, it would be possible for Draco to survive with few ill effects once Voldemort vanquished Potter. But... the confrontation was supposed to happen soon. And Voldemort would surely not totally trust a man who knew that his only son might die if Potter was killed or injured.

So much for Father's position as Voldemort's right-hand man.

God, this was so utterly horrible.


As always, if you enjoyed the fic be sure to leave the author some love! Any and all recommendations can be sent to alexis.bookbytescorner@gmail.com

Monday, May 30, 2011

Magic Monday's Featuring CherylDyson!

What up homies?

This week I bring you an interesting pairing that I have never come across before by an author who has graced this blog with her wonderful presence before!
Knock Three Times by Cheryl Dyson


What I enjoyed the most about this story is that I had no idea what was going to happen. What did happen was not what I had been expecting, to be honest. The second thing that I enjoyed about this story was that it was silly, fun and sexy to boot. If you just want a quick read, something short and light, that won’t have you sobbing into your pillow for hours afterwards, read this baby.

From the author:

When Teddy Lupin is fifteen, he encounters the girl of his dreams, but she barely acknowledges his existence… until seven years later when they meet again. Cross-gen, het, MATURE SEXUAL CONTENT.

Here’s a little taste of the fic…

He sprawled on one of the folding chairs and flipped open the note, trying to choke down the butterflies in his stomach.
Do not knock on my bedroom wall and interrupt my sexual gratification again unless you are willing to take the place of my current paramour. And if you are, knock three times… if you think you have the stamina.
Teddy read the words six times. Merlin. If you think you have the stamina.
He pushed himself to his feet and readied himself for bed. Exhausted though he was, he lay on the mattress and stared at the ceiling, wondering if she now slept on the other side of the wall. He wondered what she wore to bed. If anything. Only last night, she had been… Fuck, some extraordinarily lucky man had been banging her into the wall, causing her to utter those sounds, noises Teddy had heard only in his fevered dreams. He felt a spike of jealousy that hadn't plagued him in years. He wondered what had happened to the blond man she had entertained at Hogwarts on the night she had unwittingly crushed Teddy's heart. Current paramour, she had said, which seemed to deny the presence of anyone permanent in her life.
Bloody hell, how could she stay so amazingly attractive after all this time? She looked exactly as she had when Teddy had first laid eyes on her. The same curves, the dark hair cut in an attractive bob, the same liquid chocolate eyes… Teddy swallowed hard and realised he would have to stay well away from her allure. It would be far too easy to fall prey to her charms and he knew it would only end in heartbreak. His own.
His resolve lasted two days.

Teehee.

Can you guess who the female is yet? No?

Nooo?

Oh, okay. I’ll tell you…

Pansy Parkinson!

Oh, pick your jaw up off the floor and give it a shot! I know that everyone thinks that Pansy is a giant cow (which she is in the canon) but I absolutely adore a fic with a good Pansy in it. I've always pictured her as one of those snarky, sexy, older cougar types and damn, Dyson has that down pat.

Remember to leave Dyson some lovin’ if you enjoy this fic! And as always, email me if you have any suggestions for fics that need to be rec’d at alexis.bookbytescorner@gmail.com!

Monday, May 16, 2011

Magic Monday's featuring AkashaTheKitty!

What’s shakin’ peeps?

For this week’s Magic Monday I bring you something a little darker than what we’ve been looking at before.

I have to warn you that this fic deals with some dark themes like imprisonment, non-consensual sex, and violence. It is definitely an 18 and over fic. If any of these are issues for you, do NOT read this story! I am dead serious. Do not come to me and whine about how it was a bad rec because you didn’t like the dark themes. You’ve been warned.

Okay, moving on.

Master by AkashaTheKitty


What I love about this fic is that even though I’m dreading the ending, I have a small amount of hope and it drives me to finish it. I won’t tell you if that hope is fulfilled or not, that would ruin the surprise ;)

From the author...

The war drags on and Hermione Granger is caught and raped in what seems to be a public ritual raping by her old enemy Draco Malfoy. But why did he cut his hand and claim to the others that she was a virgin? AU, Rape, Humiliation, ONESHOT!

Here’s a taste of the fic....

He led her to a room that seemed to be near the kitchens. It was a nice room. It had an actual bed with actual pillows and blankets and the floor had actual carpets, and there was an actual lamp on the bed stand… "You will live here," he informed her, and her heart sank as she noticed that the bed was queen-size. She was probably required to work there too. She pushed those thoughts away. She hadn't slept in a real bed for so long it was almost worth it. Almost.

He looked her up and down. "Bathe," he said, with a slight look of distaste. Hermione almost blushed but then looked him defiantly in the eyes – or she would have if he had still been looking at her. It wasn't as if she had had any possibility of a real bath since she was captured, all she got was a Scourgify before she was dragged out to be raped and she really hadn't cared if she was pleasing then or not. She hoped she hadn't been.

He turned and left the room, opening a door on his right. "In here." He certainly didn't waste a lot of words on her, did he? She reluctantly followed to look around him and saw a bathroom with a nice, big tub. Her eyes grew round. A bathtub and a bed? She vaguely remembered a time when such comforts hadn't impressed her. That was before.

Again, he had started to walk away, but this time he stopped as he for the first time noticed the house elf that had appeared a few feet away. His eyes turned steely but other than that there was no change in him. "Feed her," he said to it. "Use force if necessary." And then he left.


There’s only one thing about this fic that I don’t like...

There is no NEXT BUTTON AT THE END!!!

Gah!

Remember, as always, you can email me at alexis.bookbytescorner@gmail.com to suggest stories to be recommended! Finally, don’t forget to leave Akasha some love if you enjoyed this story and check out some of her many other fics!

Monday, May 9, 2011

Magic Monday's featuring CharlotteBlack!

Hola señoras y caballeros!

You like the extent of my Spanish? Yeah? I had to use the internet for help with that. Sadface.

My only justification is that, as a Canadian, I learned French as my secondary language in school so...THERE!

Anyway, today we are looking at one of my ALL TIME FAVOURITE DRAMIONE FICS! Again, if you don’t know what that means...I am terribly, terribly sorry for you.

My Brother Blaise by CharlotteBlack


I’d just like to say that though I have never spoken to, or heard of this author outside of this fic, well, CharlotteBlack...if you’re reading this...PLEASE LET ME FANGIRL ALL OVER YOU!

That sounds kind of dirty, doesn’t it? Hmm...

ANYWAY, there is only one problem with this story and it is that the site that it is hosted on (Granger Enchanted) requires you to join before you can read stories but it’s a painless process and worth it, folks!

Now, what makes this story so unique is that it takes Hermione’s past, shakes it the hell up, and throws her back into the middle of a life and a body that she doesn’t know or understand. The best part? We see a whole new and different side of Draco. By the end of this, you ache for him, you really do. And the very last chapter? Grab tissues. It definitely ends up a high note, a funny high note to be sure, but you’re gonna cry (if you’re anything like me, and I cry at everything) for sure before you get there. I HIGHLY RECCOMEND THIS FIC! It was the one that got me into Hermione/Draco fics in the first place.

From the author: A magical virus contracted during Hermione's Healer training reveals a side of her that she never knew existed...

Here’s a little taste of the fic...

‘What is going on?'

Blaise's arms squeezed her shoulders as he spoke quietly to her. ‘Hermione, please, let's just let mother handle this.' He pulled gently at her shoulders trying to extract them both from the room, before he was stopped by Lucius strong resonating tone, realizing he mustn't have spoken quietly enough.

‘Hermione?' Lucius raised his eyebrow inquisitively at the pair, before turning to his wife who in turn shook her head delicately perplexed.

Blaise sighed dropping his hands from Hermione's unmoving shoulders as she stood stoic as a statue unwilling to leave.

‘What an unusual name, especially for one your age, I'd even dare to say you might be the only witch in all of England with that particular name child.' A gentle smirk graced his lips that some she imagined would find attractive although her only wish was to smack it right of his face.

‘Mudblood?' Draco murmured a little further back from the witch he had greeted so enthusiastically.

Hermione spared a disparaging glance at the miniature Malfoy, not game to loose sight of her main opponent, before her eyes locked back with the cold steely one's of Lucius Malfoy.

Lucius tilted his head, his eyes sweeping up and down her form making her feel naked and dirty as he examined her like an interesting puzzle. ‘Everyone always thought there was something special about you.' His voice was silky and dangerous, like pure poison slipping deadly through her veins and chilling her bones along the way. ‘A muggle could never top a pure wizard, though you would never believe us. But this explains it all doesn't it?' his smirk returned, mocking her with every syllable. ‘A muggle,' he spat the word as if it was itself dirt upon his tongue, ‘could never have lasted that long underneath Bellatrix's wand.'

She had crossed the room before his mouth had closed, the smirk not even having the chance to return as her fist met the side of his face in a powerful blow that had the elegant wizard stumbling unsteady backwards his hands reaching to cup his battered cheek.

‘You fucking bastard!' she spat at his cowered form, trying to resist the urge to kick him too.


*sigh* I wish I could find more stories like this one, so if you know of any, PLEASE (by all that is good and holy in this world) tell me about them! As always, if you enjoy this story, leave CharlotteBlack some love because this story does not get enough attention, in my humble opinion.

Don’t forget to send me an email at alexis.bookbytescorner@gmail.com if you know of a story that needs to get some extra love!

Monday, May 2, 2011

Magic Monday's Featuring tuesdaymidnight!

Ola peeps.

This week I bring you a hilarious little crackfic that honestly had me cackling on the public bus at 7:30am. You know it’s good if I’m doing anything besides glaring at the world at 7:30am. I’m a mean little bitch before 10 am, just sayin’.



Okay, as most crackfic’s go, it’s completely OOC right down to the fact that instead of tearing each other's hair out, Hermione and Pansy actually empathize with each other. If you’re a diehard canon fan (and if you are, I can’t imagine that you’re still reading this blog) I don’t suggest this one for you but if you’re looking for a laugh then this one is for you.

From the author: This was originally posted in the HP Crack and Humour Fest on livejournal in response to the following prompt: "'Har, did I ever tell you 'bout the time I took yer auntie ta bed?' Sirius said in slurred voice. The silence was deafening when all the Weasley heads turned to look at him." At Harry's wedding, Sirius over-imbibes and all sorts of secrets come tumbling out. The Twins are taking notes."

Here’s a little taste of the fic…

Harry's hour [of mingling] was almost up when Blaise came over to give him what Harry thought was a congratulatory hug, but Blaise hung onto Harry a little too long, and Harry was pretty sure that wasn't his wand poking him in the waist. When his hands began to drift, Draco was across the room in a flash with his wand out.
Only the loud, echoing sound of a spoon tapping against fine crystal saved Blaise and Harry from Draco's wrath. It seemed Narcissa Malfoy had chosen that exact moment to cast a Sonorous to draw the attention of the guests, stopping the party, and Draco, in their tracks.
"Thank you, honored guests," she said in a regal tone. "I won't take up much of your time. I just wanted to thank you for attending this joyous occasion. Draco, dear, please stop trying to hex the Zabini boy, you used to take baths together when you were little."
A dual snicker was heard from an area of the crowd heavy in red-headed individuals.
"I'm so elated that my son found his soulmate at so young an age, and I'm even more elated that these boys finally decided to make this official. Imagine my shock going into Draco's room during the winter holidays his final year at Hogwarts to find him on his knees in front of a-
"Mother!" Draco interrupted.
"It's not as if everyone in this room hasn't see the two of you being overly affectionate at one time or another," Narcissa snarked back.
The room tittered.
"Regardless, I wish you both a lifetime of happiness. Harry, I couldn't be more thrilled to have you as a part of this family."
Snape's huff was barely audible, but enough that Narcissa shot him a glare before continuing.


One little thing that you should note is that though there is no actual sex in this story, it is discussed and described, oh and…bestiality is implied (though it is done so in a joking manner) so don’t say that I didn’t warn you.

Even if this isn’t your thing, I dare you to try it and if you don’t laugh at the end of it, well it should only be 20 minutes of your life that you’ll never get back and at least you can say that you tried, eh? Exactly. *nods*

As always, if you have any suggestions for stories that should be rec’d on the blog send’em my way via alexis.bookbytes@gmail.com !

Monday, April 25, 2011

Magic Monday's Featuring Arcadian Maggie!

Yo, yo, yo!

You know Magic Monday’s is the BEST part of yo Monday so let’s get down and jiggy with it!

I mean…

This week I bring to you a “Next Gen” fic! For those of you who haven’t heard of “Next Gen”, these stories focus on the children of our beloved main characters, like Albus Severus, James, Lilly Luna, Scorpius, Teddy, Fred, etc.

I’d like to note that this O/S was written for a very special woman’s birthday, Robyn (otherwise known as rmhale). I’ve had the pleasure of meeting some fantastic people through the fandom, some of the strongest, bravest women dwell here and Robyn is one of them.

Also, the word “jizz” is synonymous with “Robyn”, just sayin’.

Common Ground by Arcadian Maggie


Maggie is a very talented author who ships in the slash and crosses into the Twilight fandom as well as the Harry Potter one, if you like a good Twific, you should check out her profile!

What I loved about this story was the sweet innocence that these two boys, Scorpius and Albus, display whilst trying to figure out how they feel about their changing lives. It’s a story about discovering that who you truly are is not always what you thought and that as we learn and grow, we change.

From the author: The Malfoys have always hated the Potters, and the Potters have always hated the Malfoys. At least that's what Scorpius Malfoy always thought until he caught his father kissing Mr. Potter. A next gen birthday fic for rmhale. Slash. Rated M.

Here’s a little taste of the fic…

The first thing he noticed is that while he was studying Albus, Albus appeared to be studying him right back. Whereas before they had been circumspect in their rivalry, never acknowledging it directly, now Albus would hold his eye in frank appraisal. Occasionally, Scorpius would see that familiar crease on his brow, the one that meant he was deep in thought. Sometimes, as they held each other's gazes, Albus' cheeks would flush, as they had when Scorpius had first caught him smiling, but the smile itself never made a re-appearance.

He watched Albus' interactions with the other members of his house. Scorpius had always considered the boy stuck-up and aloof, never speaking to many aside from a few close friends, and of course, his cousin Rose. The more he studied him, the more he began to think he had been wrong. It wasn't arrogance that had him keeping to himself so much; Albus Potter was painfully shy.

A similar crease to the one that so often decorated Albus' brow appeared on Scorpius' own face. He wondered what else he had gotten wrong. As he stared at Albus in puzzlement, the other boy looked up and caught his gaze again. They were standing closer to each other than was usual, crowding around a plant in the greenhouse while being lectured in Herbology. As their eyes remain locked on the other, that pink tint appeared on Albus' cheeks once more. Scorpius marvelled at how that splash of color made the irises of the other boy's eyes stand out vividly; they were so green. He felt a funny twisting in his stomach as he stared, and when his own cheeks began to heat up, he tore his eyes away, unsettled.

If you haven't guessed, this is a AS/S fic, with a little H/D on the side (as Maggie describes it, heh). I thoroughly enjoyed this story and it put a smile on my face, especially at the end.

As always, give Arcadian Maggie some lovin’ if you enjoyed the story and don’t forget to email me with your suggestions for recs at alexis.bookbytescorner@gmail.com!

Monday, April 18, 2011

Magic Monday's featuring dracosoftie!

Holla peeps!

Yeah, I said ‘holla’. I am so urban, sometimes it hurts. Like when my friend’s smack me upside the head for saying things like ‘holla’.

Anyway, enough about my deficiencies (read: awesomeness), on to this week’s rec! We are once again jumping on the Drarry bandwagon with a fic called...



Now, this story isn’t one that really needs to get more lovin’, it’s well known and well reviewed but hot damn, it’s a good story. You need to know about it.

From the author:
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.


Oh my god, the sexual content. Wait, wait, I’m getting ahead of myself here.

What I love about this fic, besides the sexual content, is that the characters are wonderfully real, charming and the incorporation of an online dating site totally made me giggle the first time I read the summary. I mean, c’mon, online wizarding dating? Sign me up. Sorry hubby, mama has an itch to scratch...

Here’s a taste of the fic...

"Listen to this one, Draco! He's perfect for you," Blaise said with mock delight, scrolling down to read one of the hundreds of ads posted to the online dating site Draco had joined the week before.

"Looking for a wizard to share quiet, candlelight dinners, long walks on the beach and relaxing vacations. Picture me as tall, dark and handsome like Harry Potter. You should be fit and attractive as well. I prefer relationships to one-offs, but either is welcome."

Draco made a face, groaning as he lowered his head to the desk. Perhaps Blaise had been right when he told Draco that only wankers posted to these online services. His shoulders tightened, but he blew out a breath and forced himself to relax. They couldn't all be losers. After all, he had posted to the service, hadn't he?

"I am agog at your hilarity, Blaise," he said dryly.

"No? This one, then. He wants someone who will 'allow me to dominate you in every sense of the word'," Blaise said, looking at Draco with a grin.

So, like I said before there is totally some sexual content...tiny bit of kinky sexual content too so if that’s not your cuppa then...perhaps not. When I say kinky I don’t mean Harry is dressed in Ginny’s knickers and telling Draco to spank him (although someone should totally write a fic like that, I would die laughing) but I mean minor things like cock rings and...well, I’ll let you find out. Personally, I was like “woo hoo!” the entire time but then again, I’m a bit (read: completely) of a pervert. Say it loud, say it proud. I like me some boy lovin’.

As always, let the author know if you enjoy this fic! Everyone needs a good ego stroke here and there! And don’t forget to drop me a line (alexis.bookbytescorner@gmail.com) if you have a fic (even if it’s your own, self-pimpage people, do it) that you think I should recommend!

Toodles, yo!
(See? Keepin' it real).

Monday, April 11, 2011

Magic Monday's featuring Cheryl Dyson!

‘lo peeps.

This week I’m changing up the ship, you know, keep things fresh. So fresh n’ so clean. I don’t know what I’m talking about. I rarely do.

Except when it comes to fics, duh! This week I bring you the short but wonderful story...

"Bad Medicine" by Cheryl Dyson


From the Author:
Draco Malfoy, paragon of wickedness, follows Hermione Granger one day to an unused section of Hogwarts and discovers her unspeakable secret... Oh yeah, and the whole graveyard scene didn't happen. Cedric Diggory is alive. Because I said so.


One of the things that I always wondered about with canon HP was how Hermione seemed to be able to completely leave behind the Muggle world. There was so little of it in relation to her except for when someone was discussing the Muggle world or her blood status. This story is a more realistic(in some ways) representation of what I think Hermione might have been. She has her secrets and Draco, being the prick that he is, wants to find them all out and use them against her. What he doesn’t expect is to find that those secrets are capable of bringing him to his knees.

I love the way Dyson keeps these characters in canon. She doesn’t have them suddenly falling in love with each other and ripping their clothes off. Actually, there is no clothes ripping in this one which is a bit of a shocker for Dyson. That girl knows how to bring the lemons. This one, however, is rated T and is completely work safe unless you’re ashamed to be caught reading fanfiction.

Here’s a sample of the fic:

He walked quietly to the door through which she'd disappeared. He didn't sneak, because Malfoys did not sneak, but he did walk quietly enough that his footsteps would not be heard. He cast a whispered Silencio on the door, though he hadn't heard it make any noise when Granger had opened it. He flipped the latch and peered inside.

He saw a huge, mostly dark room with a ceiling that seemed miles overhead. A single glass window in the ceiling admitted sparse light in a square pattern on the center of the empty floor. The room looked devoid of both furnishings and occupants.

He slipped inside and let the door shut silently behind him. He wondered if another door exited the room. Likely, since Granger had disappeared. He was about to cross the room when a strange cacophony made him clap his hands to his ears.

What in hell was that strange racket? He nearly asked the question aloud and was glad he did not when Hermione stepped into the square of light. He shrank back instinctively, but it was far too dark near the door for her to notice him.

After that brief moment of panic, he froze and frankly gaped at her, as staggered as if she had Stunned him with her wand.


Be sure to check out our interview with Cheryl Dyson as well as her amazing story! Remember to leave some love behind! Beware though, not all of her other stories are this tame when it comes to the “NSFW” (Not Safe For Work) element so heed the warnings in her summaries.


Remember to email me at alexis.bookbytescorner@gmail.com if you have a story that you think I should check out and rec!

Cheers!

Monday, April 4, 2011

Magic Monday's featuring Sara's Girl

Huzzah!

Welcome to Magic Mondays! Since this is the first post, I’ll give you a run down on what’s going to be happening on this lil’ ol’ corner of the webz that we fine people call “home”. Well, sort of, anyway.

Monday’s I will be rec’ing to you the best of the best in the Harry Potter fandom! I am personally a big fan of the Draco/Harry pairings (you never would have guessed from my avi, would you?) or the Hermione/Draco pairings.

Anyway, I’m taking recommendations so if you have an HP fandom fic that you think MUST get some love, send me an email and I’ll check it out! All pairings welcome, though I’ve yet to be sold on a Snape/Harry pairing. You can email me at: alexis.bookbytescorner@gmail.com

Alright, on to the goods. This week, I bring you a Drarry! (If you can’t figure that one out, I’m terribly sorry)

“On a Clear Day” by Sara’s Girl

By the author:
Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.


First off, anything written by Sara’s Girl is bound to be good; she is honestly one of my favourite HP fanfic authors. I’m a fan of a well developed and reasonable plot. This means that jumping from one situation to another less than believable situation is a sure fire way to have me flouncing with my nose in the air. Sara’s Girl takes things down a realistic path plot wise, she knows the difference between “too” and “two” and the smut? Fantastic. She’s like my dream come true.

In this one shot we have some of our well known and well loved J.K. Rowling characters but also a few original and (in one case) loveable new additions. It’s a hard Post-Hogwarts world for Draco Malfoy, who finds himself getting the short end of the stick and finally having to work hard for what little he gains, but what he doesn’t immediately realize is that it’s an even harder world for one Harry Potter. The Boy Who Lived is now probably better called The Boy Who Hermits. Unfortunately for Harry, Draco has been given a mission, one that is completely different from their sixth year, and it involves getting the Boy Wonder to come out of hiding. The question is, can he succeed? How much has Draco learned in the few short years since the end of the war, and is there more to learn? Somewhere between cups of coffee and glossy witch magazines both men learn that, on a clear day, you can see forever.

Here’s a sample of the fic:

"Are you writing to Mr Potter again?" she says.

Draco looks up, surprised. "Yes, since you ask. For the fifth time. He seems intent on ignoring me, which I suppose is nothing new."

Janice sighs, stares at him hard for long seconds, and then sets down her teacup. Draco watches as she scrapes back her chair and leans down awkwardly to retrieve a stack of something from her bottom desk drawer.

"Here," she says, sending the bundle careering through the air and into Draco's lap. "You might as well know he's been sending them back. I wasn't going to tell you, but..." Janice shrugs and wraps wrinkled fingers around her cup once more, lapsing into silence.

Draco's fingers splay across the smooth, creamy parchment that's covered in his own handwriting. Eyes narrowed in disbelief, he flips through the letters to find every single one of his missives to Potter present and correct. The letters have been opened—likely read—and returned to the office. And, apparently, intercepted by Janice, for reasons unknown.

"What the hell?" Draco demands, meeting cloudy blue eyes across the room. "How long have you had these? When did he send them back?"

"I've had them since Thursday," Janice admits, and it's the first time that Draco has seen the harsh features arranged in something approaching a guilty expression.

"It's Monday!" Draco cries, almost knocking his teacup over.

"Well, I thought it was better not to upset you. You're very highly strung, especially when it comes to the letters to Mr Potter." Janice sniffs and creaks around in her chair, trying to find a comfortable position.

"Not to... upset me?" Draco repeats, righteous indignation tightening his chest and making his voice sound high and strained. He is not highly strung. "What in the name of all that is sacred is wrong with you?"

"Not my fault if he doesn't want to talk to you, is it?" Janice says, sounding wounded. "P'raps he's too busy. International celebrity, isn't he? Too busy for the likes of us, that's why no one ever sees him, I expect." She nods knowledgably to herself and licks her finger, collecting ginger biscuit crumbs on the tip.

Draco wrinkles his nose as he watches the mad old bag, rage subsiding somewhat. It's not her fault, not really. For a moment, he buries his head in his hands, allowing the cold, silky strands of hair to slide through his fingers. The action is almost soothing until he remembers the roasting he's in for if he doesn't have a positive RSVP from Harry Potter before the end of the week. He groans.

He needs this stupid job, and as such, he needs Harry bloody Potter. To communicate with him. Or else.


This O/S had me from the very first witty lines and kept me until the last. It’s one of those stories where you look for the “next” button and silently (or openly, if you’re me) cry “nooo!” when you don’t find one. I highly recommend anything by Sara’s Girl but if you’re easing into the Drarry scene this is a good way to start. The smut is good, but not too explicit (as it is in some of her other stories) nor does it become PWP (porn with plot) at any time. Check her out, if you like it, be sure to send her some love!

Also?
Janice FTW!

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Welcome to Magic Monday's!

Hey everyone,
Starting April 4th I'm going to be doing a weekly section on this blog called Magic Monday's where I rec some of the best of the best in the Harry Potter fandom! Bearing that in mind, if you have a story that you think needs to be recommended, whether because it doesn't get enough love or it's just that awesome that it needs MOAR lovin', let me know by sending me an email at: alexis.bookbytescorner@gmail.com
I'll be looking at all pairings, ships and ratings in this section but I will warn you ahead of time if the fic that I'm rec'ing has any triggers or is considered extremely mature. I will be judging fics based on basic things like grammar and spelling, but also on things like plot, progression, characters and their development. Obviously, I may not like every fic and there will be people who will disagree with me so I propose a compromise: If I get enough support for a particular story I will force myself to read it and give it a open minded review. Sound fair?
Again, please send me some suggestions for stories, even if it's your own! I'm always looking to expand my reading list!